I'm thinking of removing the comment function. Most of the stuff I post really doesn't get many legitimate comments, instead I get bullshit posts from "people" who say "Yes, very interesting." or "You are so right!", with a porn site as their personal page.
Who the fuck decided that this was a good advertising method?
I know, lets post advertisements in people's blogs. That'll really make them want to buy our product.
Fuckers, all of them. I need a team of people to track them to a physical location, unlimited money for airfare, hotel stays and cab rides, and a rolled up newspaper.
And that's how I would make the world a better place.

How interesting! Perhaps you need a Nextel?
(btw I think the links are to improve their google ranks, not to directly advertise to you)